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Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2011-05-27 09:40 pm

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( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )

[So Char is obviously pretty busy today, but did you know he was busy the previous night, too? Because as it turns out, grad happens to fall on the same day as a certain Biomechanical Engineering teacher's birthday. She is thirty-six years old today. You know what that means. It is also worth noting that Char still has that set of teacher keys he stole during the zombie panic during that one Halloween.

Therefore, dearest Samus, when you open your classroom door this morning, you may be delighted to note that someone has filled the room with balloons. Happy birthday.]

--

[A note slipped under Blacky's door, obviously unhackable]
I know it's been a long time, but you haven't forgotten about me, have you, Vap? I shouldn't have made you wait for so long, but I want you to know I'm okay. I'm alive. I'm happy.

You try to stay happy too, okay?

-Kerosene
[/note]

--

Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.

There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.

As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I base it on the fact that I'm a goddamn genius. The diploma's just a piece of paper provin' it.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Took down your Gyarados with a friggin' powerline. I'd say that counts as smarter than you, at least.

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
It only shows that you were able to do so. Such brute force has no bearing on intellect.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, brute force is just punchin the thing into submission. That was usin' the environment to come up with a one-shot counter to your shitty fish, and you sure as shit didn't predict that one, did you?

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I am not psychic nor have I ever claimed to be. A brief situation proves nothing.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't sayin' you're psychic. I'm just sayin' you're shit at thinkin' on your feet, because I totally strategized circles around you.

Besides, this here diploma's proof of years of bein' smart, not just a brief whatever-the-fuck. My hilariously brilliant takedown of your Gyarados ain't nothin' more than one of many examples of how sharp I am.

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
One action is insufficient. Moreover, one as self-centered as you knows nothing.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sour grapes, buddy. You're just butthurt that I'm smarter'n you.

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
There are simple enough ways of determining such things.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Like my sweet-ass diploma, or like your Gyarados' thunderstruck ass?

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Something far more reliable.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Christ. The hell do you want, a spellin' bee?

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
That would demonstrate only spelling ability. Practical knowledge goes far beyond textbooks.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone ever told you that you're basically the least fun guy to talk to ever?

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Unimportant. It shows only their own ignorance to state it.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm dead serious. All you been doin' is sayin' all the proof I'm smart ain't good enough, because Arceus forbid a giant lizard might actually be smarter'n you.

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Arceus permits many abhorrent things, but I do not believe you are speaking factually.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell do you think you been doin', then? Swappin' bake sale recipes?

[identity profile] will-be-god.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
I always speak facts. You are merely delusional.