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[rivalkidneypunch]

( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )

[So Char is obviously pretty busy today, but did you know he was busy the previous night, too? Because as it turns out, grad happens to fall on the same day as a certain Biomechanical Engineering teacher's birthday. She is thirty-six years old today. You know what that means. It is also worth noting that Char still has that set of teacher keys he stole during the zombie panic during that one Halloween.

Therefore, dearest Samus, when you open your classroom door this morning, you may be delighted to note that someone has filled the room with balloons. Happy birthday.]

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[A note slipped under Blacky's door, obviously unhackable]
I know it's been a long time, but you haven't forgotten about me, have you, Vap? I shouldn't have made you wait for so long, but I want you to know I'm okay. I'm alive. I'm happy.

You try to stay happy too, okay?

-Kerosene
[/note]

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Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.

There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.

As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.

Comments

No this isn't a thing

[rivalsweetscent]

Oh my god you sucked every dick.

This is a thing.

[rivalsweetscent]

The world will never be the same.

Char is clearly just SBG's new bicycle

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I think the world's known it all along, Bulba. Deep, deep down.

I think you're pretty retro, Carmeleon I mean Carizard.

[rivalsweetscent]

I'll blame future volcanic activity on you then.

well beep beep vroom vroom

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

And then Cinnabar Volcano erupted.

You can chalk that up to my instigatin' powers, not my brain powers. There's a difference.

oooh carizard ooh

[rivalsweetscent]

I'd hate to think of what would happen if you combined them.

and I will leave my bumper on

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

The very end of society as we know it.

/swoon

[rivalsweetscent]

Oh no.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh yes.

[rivalsweetscent]

It's too soon to tell if this would lead to destruction or liberation.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

There's usually a pretty fine line between the two.

[rivalsweetscent]

It's mostly likely to be determined by how many things are or are not on fire.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Assumin' the answer isn't gonna be "all of 'em".