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( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )

[So Char is obviously pretty busy today, but did you know he was busy the previous night, too? Because as it turns out, grad happens to fall on the same day as a certain Biomechanical Engineering teacher's birthday. She is thirty-six years old today. You know what that means. It is also worth noting that Char still has that set of teacher keys he stole during the zombie panic during that one Halloween.

Therefore, dearest Samus, when you open your classroom door this morning, you may be delighted to note that someone has filled the room with balloons. Happy birthday.]

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[A note slipped under Blacky's door, obviously unhackable]
I know it's been a long time, but you haven't forgotten about me, have you, Vap? I shouldn't have made you wait for so long, but I want you to know I'm okay. I'm alive. I'm happy.

You try to stay happy too, okay?

-Kerosene
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Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.

There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.

As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.

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Might do me some travellin' over the summer, but I'm stayin' put. I ain't lettin' go of my turf that easy, not while Green's still around.

I see. If you do travel, I hope you have a good time.

So what about you? Stayin' here over the summer? Seems like hardly anyone goes home even after school's out around here.

Well... I come from Meteor Falls in Hoenn. However, after much consideration, I don't think I consider it my home. I've spent the majority of my time here on Earth at this school, so this is more of my home than Meteor Falls. In conclusion, I do not intend to go anywhere this summer unless I feel compelled to.

So... "no, I ain't goin' nowhere". Y'don't gotta go talkin' all fancy at me. I'm just some guy, not your boss or whatever.

Okay. No, I ain't goin' nowhere.

That's better?

Much.