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( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )

[So Char is obviously pretty busy today, but did you know he was busy the previous night, too? Because as it turns out, grad happens to fall on the same day as a certain Biomechanical Engineering teacher's birthday. She is thirty-six years old today. You know what that means. It is also worth noting that Char still has that set of teacher keys he stole during the zombie panic during that one Halloween.

Therefore, dearest Samus, when you open your classroom door this morning, you may be delighted to note that someone has filled the room with balloons. Happy birthday.]

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[A note slipped under Blacky's door, obviously unhackable]
I know it's been a long time, but you haven't forgotten about me, have you, Vap? I shouldn't have made you wait for so long, but I want you to know I'm okay. I'm alive. I'm happy.

You try to stay happy too, okay?

-Kerosene
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Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.

There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.

As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.

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I'll play as Gomamon or something shitty like that. Then you'll have a fair chance of it.

Or if you want we can go throw some boulders, or whatever it is echidnas dig. I'm nothin' if not flexible.

Haha! I do enjoy an afternoon spent throwing boulders around... but I think I'll give the game a try. Considering you're now the most intelligent member of your entire race, the idea of dragging you out to chuck rocks seems a little like a waste of your talents.

Actually, I saw some of those characters on TV once. Who's the little armadillo lookin' guy with big claws that can dig and stuff? He looks like he could kick some ass.

Gimmie a little more time with Max makin' up my workout plans, and I may well qualify for strongest of my species too. But hell, video games are a hell lot less work.

What, the Sandshrew-lookin' guy? Armadillomon. He's alright, I guess, but nothin' beats Agumon.

Armadillomon? Man, the guys who made him up weren't too imaginitive with names, huh? And.. uhh.. which one was Agumon? Actually, I can Guurgle it...

Oh. Haha - Figures you'd like him! Oh, hey, this Guilmon looks pretty cool too - Red with big claws? Now there's a winning combination.

Anyhow, when are we doin' this thing?

Y'got good taste, buddy. Anyway, it's lookin' like Green's got plans in mind for the team, so let's see if we can't squeeze this in sometime in the next couple days, alright?

Oh yeah - I saw he mentioned some kinda vacation for you guys, right? Unova? Nowhere I'm familiar with but I'm sure ittle be great.

Next couple days works well for me! I'm not up to anything outa the ordinary so I'm ready whenever you got time.

Ain't never been there myself, but anywhere Green's goin' is a good time. I'll bring you back some kind of dippy-ass souvenir or something.

Sounds good, pal. I'll drop you a line in the next couple days, then.