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[rivalkidneypunch]

( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )

[So Char is obviously pretty busy today, but did you know he was busy the previous night, too? Because as it turns out, grad happens to fall on the same day as a certain Biomechanical Engineering teacher's birthday. She is thirty-six years old today. You know what that means. It is also worth noting that Char still has that set of teacher keys he stole during the zombie panic during that one Halloween.

Therefore, dearest Samus, when you open your classroom door this morning, you may be delighted to note that someone has filled the room with balloons. Happy birthday.]

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[A note slipped under Blacky's door, obviously unhackable]
I know it's been a long time, but you haven't forgotten about me, have you, Vap? I shouldn't have made you wait for so long, but I want you to know I'm okay. I'm alive. I'm happy.

You try to stay happy too, okay?

-Kerosene
[/note]

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Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.

There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.

As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.

Comments

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Or a D&D campaign.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You know you're really not helpin' yourself out, here.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I do not see what's so wrong about our activities. We enjoy them.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure they're a real good time. If you're a pathetic virgin.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

What does being chaste have to do with anything?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You really need me spellin' it out for you, Master Po? Your lot really are a bunch of snow-white boyscouts, huh?

Look, just focus on the "pathetic" part of that. The point still stands.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I still don't see what's so bad or how we're pathetic.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You're a huge-ass sea monster that can vomit Blizzards, you hang out with a dragon every goddamn day, and you go to school with like six swordsmen. Why the hell would you waste your weekends make-believin' you're a fairy princess or whatever the fuck, when you could be spendin' your life actually doin' excitin' shit?

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

It's only one day out of the week, and is something we all enjoy. You act as if it consumes my life.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Well, it ain't exactly like you're out doin' much else. What are the other six days, hidin' in a cave and meditatin' on the meaning of life?

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

With the team, participating in classes, in the library, socializing, or out exploring.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Goin' to class and visitin' the library. Oh, wow. I can see summer's gonna be non-stop wild times for the likes of you.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I simply wish to learn more.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well you can try lookin' me up after you learn how to have some actual fun.

threadjack ahoy!

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

[After reading through Char rants and quietly fuming, Neph sees this, and is curious.]

Um, pardon me, but what's "Dee and Dee"?

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Dungeon and Dragons. It's a roleplaying game.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

For nerds.

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

what's a roleplay game? A nerd?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Remember when you were like four years old and used to play make-believe? People who play roleplayin' games never quite grew up outta that. That's what makes 'em nerds.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

It's good exercise for the imagination.