I'm so cool.

[rivalkidneypunch]

I taught Rasputin a trick today. He sits up, I put a treat on his... nose-thingy, and he holds it there until I say so. God, my spider's a genius.

So how about that band performance the other day? Real gusty of 'em, eh? But I still think I could do a better job with drums blindfolded and handcuffed.


HEY SBG!
Quick question. Who do you think the hottest teachers at Sumabura are?
I vote Geno. Because I set him on fire god I'm so clever. 

Seriously, though, that biomech chick is hot. I would bang her sideways.

Comments

[raced_god]

That last thing is something you might not want to make public.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Well, it's true.
I bet you wanna bang her too.

[not-a-tadpole.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, Jiggly. Come over here.
I'm in the mood for smores.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

My, aren't you crass?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Jealous I didn't mention you, teach?

[yournewcaptain.livejournal.com]

Ack... you are a nasty, nasty little creature!!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

And you're... what are you? Some kinda Sentret?

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Don't you dare talk about her like that!




...wait, you set a teacher on fire?!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Five bucks says you also wanna bump uglies with her. :D

Dude, it was awesome. You shoulda been there.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

*massive facepalming*

How precious.

I'd say the same but I don't think you'd enjoy my methods of banging. Maybe when you get past puberty.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Ohh, you're a kinky one, are you? We could have some fun.
Oh well. Sorry to say it, sweetie, but I'm only lookin'. I'm taken.

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

You lit Professor Geno on fire!?

I'll admit that the performance was great but..

That's horrible!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Horribly hilarious.

I am so getting kicked out of this school.

[showontheroad.livejournal.com]

...don't forget our happy meeting on monday.

Where I'll give you a special speech on timed hits....

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

If this is gonna be anythin' like my last detention, it sounds like it'll be a real barrel of monkeys.

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

I'm not a teacher, so there's really no clear pick.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[professorkoopa.livejournal.com]

....I applaud your forthright attitude, but not much else.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

...You lit Geno on fire?
Holy shit, why was I not there, that must have been amazing.
...

Pity.
There flat out ain't any hot male teachers.
though I kinda gotta agree with you on Aran. Hot damn.

[camo-box.livejournal.com]

((lol my icon begs to differ))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Every day you find a new way to remind me just how awesome you are, Casper.

Seriously. Everyone else here is a total pantywaist. "Bawwww settin' people on fire is mean bawwww callin' somebody hot is so totally rude bawww"

[rivalrazorleaf]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[camo-box.livejournal.com]

... Tough talk, kid. You actually had the balls to light a teacher on fire.

And refer to Ms. Aran as that biomech chick.

I wonder what Geno has in mind. I can't imagine he's very happy with you right now.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Never let it be said that Charmeleon ain't got guts.

Eh. I can take whatever that guy throws my way. Worst case scenario, I'm kicked outta the school, and it ain't like a lizard really needs to know how to find derivatives and shit.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... you set him on fire?

Oh geez, now I'm glad I'm givin' ya' an A+ on yer' history assignment.

... pff, hottest teacher... I can't pick one. No screw that, Matt is damn hot. His abs are... hfhasdhf

((last strikeout's deleted))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Let that be a warnin' to ya, teach! I ain't just bluffin' when I say I'll set you on fire.

I'm lookin' forward to a LOT of A's in your class.