I'm so cool.

[rivalkidneypunch]

I taught Rasputin a trick today. He sits up, I put a treat on his... nose-thingy, and he holds it there until I say so. God, my spider's a genius.

So how about that band performance the other day? Real gusty of 'em, eh? But I still think I could do a better job with drums blindfolded and handcuffed.


HEY SBG!
Quick question. Who do you think the hottest teachers at Sumabura are?
I vote Geno. Because I set him on fire god I'm so clever. 

Seriously, though, that biomech chick is hot. I would bang her sideways.

Comments

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Five bucks says you also wanna bump uglies with her. :D

Dude, it was awesome. You shoulda been there.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

NO. NEVER. N-not that she isn't, um, pretty, just that... fffffff

WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THIS SCHOOL?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Welp, that's three of us so far. Biomech chick is leadin' the polls.

THAT IS A REALLY GOOD QUESTION KID

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

What?! I said no such thing!

This school is insane. Not that it even needs to be said anymore.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, you ain't alone, kid. You'd hafta be some kinda queer to not want a piece of that.

If I can actually get away with setting a teacher on fire I am going to have a lot of fun with this school.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

. . .
Why are we still talking about this?


I-if that's the case... I'll have to take up vigilante justice or something.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I can't think of a better topic than smokin' hot ladies.

That s'posed to be a challenge, kid?

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I can think of plenty.

Maybe it is.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer to talk about the male teachers, then?

You name the time and place, I'm there, punk.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

That's not what I meant...

I'm not going to just go and kick your butt for no reason... then again, you did set a teacher on fire. Outside, tonight?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You must be some kinda pantywaisted faggot if you ain't interested in ladies, kid.

"Outside," he says. You don't do this too often, do ya?
Two hours from now, the flagpole. Show up or I hunt you down.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I'm not NOT interested, I just have priorities and tact.

Can't say I do.
Fine. I'll be there.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

So do you wanna bang Biomech or are those priorities diddling boys? This ain't rocket science, buddy.

Good. God, this is gonna be easy. A little thing like you couldn't punch your way outta a wet paper bag.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not "bang" or "diddle" anybody right now, I'd rather finish highschool right now. Jeez.

I guess you don't know much about me. Good.

[[Private to Jeff, unhackable]]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Bring a water gun.

Re: [[Private to Jeff, unhackable]]

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Of course!


...I'm, uh, sorry for everything he's been saying. This guy ticks me off.