I'm so cool.

[rivalkidneypunch]

I taught Rasputin a trick today. He sits up, I put a treat on his... nose-thingy, and he holds it there until I say so. God, my spider's a genius.

So how about that band performance the other day? Real gusty of 'em, eh? But I still think I could do a better job with drums blindfolded and handcuffed.


HEY SBG!
Quick question. Who do you think the hottest teachers at Sumabura are?
I vote Geno. Because I set him on fire god I'm so clever. 

Seriously, though, that biomech chick is hot. I would bang her sideways.

Comments

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

I'll make that my third class, how's that? You can learn from an expert.

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to show you up. I am a gentleman.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

That's so sweet.

But then you'll fail.

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

Aw, I just don't think I could sign up for the class at all. A lady as beautiful as yourself must have someone special, and being in such close proximity to me might make you lose control and ruin things. I just don't think I could have such a heartbreak on my conscience!