I'm so cool.

[rivalkidneypunch]

I taught Rasputin a trick today. He sits up, I put a treat on his... nose-thingy, and he holds it there until I say so. God, my spider's a genius.

So how about that band performance the other day? Real gusty of 'em, eh? But I still think I could do a better job with drums blindfolded and handcuffed.


HEY SBG!
Quick question. Who do you think the hottest teachers at Sumabura are?
I vote Geno. Because I set him on fire god I'm so clever. 

Seriously, though, that biomech chick is hot. I would bang her sideways.

Comments

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I'm not NOT interested, I just have priorities and tact.

Can't say I do.
Fine. I'll be there.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

So do you wanna bang Biomech or are those priorities diddling boys? This ain't rocket science, buddy.

Good. God, this is gonna be easy. A little thing like you couldn't punch your way outta a wet paper bag.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not "bang" or "diddle" anybody right now, I'd rather finish highschool right now. Jeez.

I guess you don't know much about me. Good.

[[Private to Jeff, unhackable]]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Bring a water gun.

Re: [[Private to Jeff, unhackable]]

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Of course!


...I'm, uh, sorry for everything he's been saying. This guy ticks me off.