I'm so cool.

[rivalkidneypunch]

I taught Rasputin a trick today. He sits up, I put a treat on his... nose-thingy, and he holds it there until I say so. God, my spider's a genius.

So how about that band performance the other day? Real gusty of 'em, eh? But I still think I could do a better job with drums blindfolded and handcuffed.


HEY SBG!
Quick question. Who do you think the hottest teachers at Sumabura are?
I vote Geno. Because I set him on fire god I'm so clever. 

Seriously, though, that biomech chick is hot. I would bang her sideways.

Comments

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... you set him on fire?

Oh geez, now I'm glad I'm givin' ya' an A+ on yer' history assignment.

... pff, hottest teacher... I can't pick one. No screw that, Matt is damn hot. His abs are... hfhasdhf

((last strikeout's deleted))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Let that be a warnin' to ya, teach! I ain't just bluffin' when I say I'll set you on fire.

I'm lookin' forward to a LOT of A's in your class.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

I'm going to my next class with somethin' fucking fireproof. ... gotcha'.

Hehe, yeah, you'll be drownin' in 'em. Or not. Not if I can help it!

((strikes = baleeted 8U))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Atta boy, teach.

After all, I'd hate for somethin' unfortuate to happen to your hair gyrowhatsit house stupid sunglasses hair.