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[rivalkidneypunch]

Man, Rasputin's havin' a field day today. He snared a bunch of birds up in his tree, and he just dragged a whole dog in here. I was gonna dump it in Genny's tank, but I guess Rasputin was hungry, so... so much for that, I guess. He's got a real healthy appetite if he's shovin' down that much chow. Maybe he's hit his growth spurt.

...Think I'm gonna hafta do somethin' about this tail of mine. Don't like admittin' to my injuries, but there you go. Made it a couple days, but I gotta do somethin' before it heals all crooked. It don't hurt quite as bad as it did when it broke unless it touches somethin', but I think my flame got damaged or... I dunno. It's fucked up and the pain's been makin' me feel irritable.

Trust me, Sumabura, you ain't seen me when I'm irritable.

Shit's like havin' a hornet's nest at the end of my spine. Constantly. Nonstop. I'm this close to just drinkin' myself numb. Woulda done it ages ago if I had a fake ID.

Comments

Re: [...OH FUCK IT. Private as hell kthnx.]

[pkmntrainer]

Alright. Only if you promise to tell him these things next time instead of hiding it.

I'll be right there.

((OOC: I bet Red's hands are so gentle~ Mwa ha ha~))

Re: [...OH FUCK IT. Private as hell kthnx.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

So long as I don't gotta promise to leave your kidneys alone, fine by me.

[[OOC: Oh god how would this not end in crack.]]

Re: [...OH FUCK IT. Private as hell kthnx.]

[pkmntrainer]

Oh, for-! Okay, you can even hit me after I'm done if that's what it takes to let me bandage you.

((OOC: It could end in pr0n. Delicious crack is delicious~ Unfortunately, I'm about to head home from work to internet-less computer. D: Just pretend Red took care of it?))

Re: [...OH FUCK IT. Private as hell kthnx.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Seriously? You're a weird one, kid.

[[OOC: Offscreen is fine with me. It leaves so much to the imagination, ohoho *shot*]]