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[rivalkidneypunch]

Man, Rasputin's havin' a field day today. He snared a bunch of birds up in his tree, and he just dragged a whole dog in here. I was gonna dump it in Genny's tank, but I guess Rasputin was hungry, so... so much for that, I guess. He's got a real healthy appetite if he's shovin' down that much chow. Maybe he's hit his growth spurt.

...Think I'm gonna hafta do somethin' about this tail of mine. Don't like admittin' to my injuries, but there you go. Made it a couple days, but I gotta do somethin' before it heals all crooked. It don't hurt quite as bad as it did when it broke unless it touches somethin', but I think my flame got damaged or... I dunno. It's fucked up and the pain's been makin' me feel irritable.

Trust me, Sumabura, you ain't seen me when I'm irritable.

Shit's like havin' a hornet's nest at the end of my spine. Constantly. Nonstop. I'm this close to just drinkin' myself numb. Woulda done it ages ago if I had a fake ID.

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[commanderofpigs.livejournal.com]

How do you hurt fire? Is that like a Pokeymon thing? Intense.
I'd think a splint of some kind would help. Aren't those supposed to make bones heal straight? And isn't there a nurse around here anyway you could go to?

HEY. What if you, I dunno...turned human? You guys can do that, right?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That little flame right there is my life. It's like hurtin' your soul, y'know?
It's also the reason I ain't tried a splint yet. Dunno if they make 'em fireproof, all I've got here are popsicle sticks. Guess I could go to the nurse, but... I don't like doin' it.

I am human, kid! I just dunno how to ditch the tail when I transform, that's all.

[commanderofpigs.livejournal.com]

In a way...I guess I kinda do. Rain must really suck. Actually a lot of things must really suck with your weak point constantly exposed like that.
Popsicle sticks...yeah that's gonna work. Maybe some kinda plastic? Don't they take stuff like this into account when they supply the medical people here? Since it's a FIGHTING SCHOOL? Huh well...you could try occupying your mind with other things.

Never transform again.
Kidding. Far as I know it's either that or do like you said, suck it up and go to someone for help.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. You try showerin' each mornin' with this thing stuck to your ass.

Pretty sure there's only two of us that have this problem, and apparently it doesn't make a difference to Charitard because she can GO SWIMMING RRRGH.

I guess I ain't got any choice. Still don't like it, though.
Maybe I'll just go punch somebody for a while instead. That usually makes me feel better.

[commanderofpigs.livejournal.com]

You could do like old people do and take sponge baths. Or hospital patients. I forget which but you get the point. At least that way there's a smaller chance of, you know, DYING.

I don't know much about physics but that's gotta break at least a few laws. Obviously she's using witchcraft.

Uhh. I see where you're coming from but that'd probably just create more problems.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I ain't no old man. My ass may be on fire, but I still got my dignity. Plus it's hard to reach my back fffff

Obviously. Always knew she was a witch.

S'worked for me just fine in the past. Sort of.
Guess it depends on who you punch.

[pkmntrainer]

If it's hurting that badly, did you tell Green!? If you can't find him, I've got some potions and bandages. You should find something stiff to tie it to so the bones set right.

And don't be stubborn about this, or I'll tell him or fix you up myself.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Butt out, Red, it ain't none of your business. If I had somethin' to tie to it that wouldn't just get set on fire, I woulda done it ages ago!

[pkmntrainer]

Oh, is that the problem? I've treated Charizard's tail before so I've got fireproof splints. Where are you?

*CONFLICTED OH GOD*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[...OH FUCK IT. Private as hell kthnx.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

BE-29.

Not a word of this to Green, got it?

*OH GOD WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM THAT*

[lizardon-fire.livejournal.com]

Re: *OH GOD WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM THAT*

[pkmntrainer]

It's pretty common, right? When you have a tail that long, it's easy to bump into things or land on it. Lotsa trainers have had their arms and legs broken before. Nothing to be embarassed about, Charizard!

Plus, you were fighting for me when that happened, right?

PRIVATE/UNHACKABLE

[rougefemfatale.livejournal.com]

I'd highly suggest you to go to the nurse...Unless you want ME to bend that tail back in shape~ Tee!

And tch, fake IDs are easy to get around here~ You just need to know where to took <3

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I think I've got somethin' worked out that'll save me a trip to the nurse's... but if you can hook me up with a fake ID anyways, I'm listenin'.

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[rougefemfatale.livejournal.com]

Oh? Alright then~! *giggles*

...well! I know a certain place that makes them in FDC...if you just send me your name/ID picture/etc, I'll get that to you in a jiffy <3

Just...send it to me in my office. I'd have made you send it via email buut...the photo has to be on actual film.

Re: PRIVATE/UNHACKABLE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Alright. I'll bring it once my tail's been taken care of.

Y'know, you really ain't so bad for a staff member.

Re: PRIVATE/UNHACKABLE

[rougefemfatale.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well, that's probably because I was a student here once you know! <3 I loved it here, and when things get boring...well, you've either guessed I love to do or heard about it...hehe!

Although I work as a security officer ((AND GENDO-ING TSUNDERES 24/7))...I still like my ol' fun <3

PRIVATE

[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

*she stared at this entry for a long time before deciding to grace Char with a comment. And it's for Red's sake TEE HEE*

...I see Young Master Red got to you first... Green should take care of his own pokemon--where is he...if you agreed to his overly considerate help, and you hurt him... Charmeleon, I'll come over there and make your tail hurt even worse.

_{((she can't hack so she doesn't know if he agreed to Red's help or not, yes? :O;; ))}

ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Ivy. Hurt me more.

Young Master Red... what's up with you callin' him that? Are you gonna call him Old Master Red once he grows up?

C'mon, Ivy. I ain't a total retard. Won't go hittin' somebody when I owe him.
...But if I pay him back ever, he's free game, y'know.

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[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

It sounds dirty when you say it like that DX

It's polite terming. When he is older I will call him Master Red; not that you honestly care.

So you did accept his help. Hm~
Good to know either way. Oh, and when he's 'free game' per say, you know you'll have to get through me first, correct?

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I know.

Yeah, you're right. I honestly don't. Doesn't it bug him that you're so formal, though? You sound like a butler.

I figured you'd put two and two together once you saw my tail. Do me a favour and don't tell Green? I wouldn't accept a thing from Red under normal circumstances or whatever, but... desperate times.
As for gettin' through you... let's worry about that once I've squared my debt.

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

Then WHY SAY IT LIKE THAT?

...He's never said anything before but--now I have to ask him. I can't help it if I naturally talk so formally.

I doubt I'll be talking to Green anytime soon, so I wont. And desperate times... yes, of course. I understand.
...Hm. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, then.

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

((I know I'm being an ass for this but credit on the icon plz?))