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[rivalkidneypunch]

Man, Rasputin's havin' a field day today. He snared a bunch of birds up in his tree, and he just dragged a whole dog in here. I was gonna dump it in Genny's tank, but I guess Rasputin was hungry, so... so much for that, I guess. He's got a real healthy appetite if he's shovin' down that much chow. Maybe he's hit his growth spurt.

...Think I'm gonna hafta do somethin' about this tail of mine. Don't like admittin' to my injuries, but there you go. Made it a couple days, but I gotta do somethin' before it heals all crooked. It don't hurt quite as bad as it did when it broke unless it touches somethin', but I think my flame got damaged or... I dunno. It's fucked up and the pain's been makin' me feel irritable.

Trust me, Sumabura, you ain't seen me when I'm irritable.

Shit's like havin' a hornet's nest at the end of my spine. Constantly. Nonstop. I'm this close to just drinkin' myself numb. Woulda done it ages ago if I had a fake ID.

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ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Ivy. Hurt me more.

Young Master Red... what's up with you callin' him that? Are you gonna call him Old Master Red once he grows up?

C'mon, Ivy. I ain't a total retard. Won't go hittin' somebody when I owe him.
...But if I pay him back ever, he's free game, y'know.

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[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

It sounds dirty when you say it like that DX

It's polite terming. When he is older I will call him Master Red; not that you honestly care.

So you did accept his help. Hm~
Good to know either way. Oh, and when he's 'free game' per say, you know you'll have to get through me first, correct?

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I know.

Yeah, you're right. I honestly don't. Doesn't it bug him that you're so formal, though? You sound like a butler.

I figured you'd put two and two together once you saw my tail. Do me a favour and don't tell Green? I wouldn't accept a thing from Red under normal circumstances or whatever, but... desperate times.
As for gettin' through you... let's worry about that once I've squared my debt.

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[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

Then WHY SAY IT LIKE THAT?

...He's never said anything before but--now I have to ask him. I can't help it if I naturally talk so formally.

I doubt I'll be talking to Green anytime soon, so I wont. And desperate times... yes, of course. I understand.
...Hm. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, then.

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Why not?

Yes you can, Ivy. Just pull the 10-foot-pole outta your ass and that should take care of it.
One of these days I'm gonna get you to talk like a normal person does, I swear. Nobody actually bothers with that flowery kind of language nese days.

I appreciate it, Ivy.

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

hsdfddsfdsyouhaveagirlfriendgotalktoHERlikethat

Do you think perhaps this is how I want to talk?
But fine, Charmeleon, fine. Beguile me and get me to 'talk like a normal person.' I can promise you, you wont be able to.

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

She don't flip out like you do. S'not the same, y'know?

Nobody in their right mind would wanna talk like that.
What the heck does beguile mean, anyway? I'd rather bedanhibiki.
I don't think you're even physically capable of talkin' normal.

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[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

Of course...

Beguile; amuse, entertain. Your turn; what does bedanhibiki mean?
Of course I am physically capable of talking without formality.

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

What, you don't like it?

You're tellin' me you know who Guile is but you don't know Dan Hibiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Hibiki)?
Prove it, then.
In fact... let's make a bet of it, shall we?

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[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

What do you think?

And wh--beguile is not a--what. No. What does he have to do with anything?
I can't believe I'm giving into this-- fine. What are the details of this bet then?

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I think you do.

Sometimes I think my genius is wasted on you, Ivy.
You talk like me for a full day. Slurs, slang, swears, the whole nine yards... and you hafta post on your journal, too. Just doin' it in class ain't enough.
If it makes you feel better, I'll do the same thing, only I'll be talkin' like a delicate ladyflower all day. First one to slip up loses.

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

I think I don't.

What genius?
.....................And what happens when one of us loses?

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Well I do, at any rate.

Touche.

Oh, I'll think of something. (http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11180708/Classic_Black_Satin_French_Maid_Uniform.jpg)

Re: ALSO PRIVATE

[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

...........

Fine. It's a bet. Starting tomorrow I'll talk like a complete imbecile you and vice versa.

_{((FFFFFFF I think I died *u* <3 ))}

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is gonna be good.

[[kekekeke]]