ROW ROW PERPETUATE THE DEMOCRACY

[rivalkidneypunch]

Election times, eh? Looks like I got plenty of competition. (Seriously, is that Andonuts kid even a sophomore?)

Let's look at it this way. What have them other kids done for this school? I've already set multiple teachers on fire multiple times. This demonstrates that I ain't afraid to fight for my rights to paaaaaarty.
Oh yeah. And speakin' of, the booze-soaked funfest at Eyebrows' place was my idea. (You got my vote, Eyebrows!)
You thought that was fun? Imagine what kinda shit we can pull with authority and a budget.
I'm involved in sports, well-known in the school (I'd damn well better be) and the fact that I regularly cut class means I have even more time to devote to you, the students.
Who wouldn't want to be represented by a talking lizard with an ass on fire and a giant spider for a pet?

Also I won't give you scurvy, the gay, or ocean AIDS.


Basically, a vote for Charmeleon is a vote to not get punched in the kidneys.

Comments

[steel-aura.livejournal.com]

Don't make me water pulse you in self-defense.

((FFfff... what? Who is this mystery somebody? 8I))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Water Pulse is a shitty move and I will ruin you regardless.

((I dunno, probably James. He ships everything :V))

[steel-aura.livejournal.com]

Big words to be spoken, you can never be sure of battle outcomes.

((James the shipper 8U))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter. On the off chance I somehow lose, I will ruin you anyway.

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

((Wasn't me, bra.))