ROW ROW PERPETUATE THE DEMOCRACY

[rivalkidneypunch]

Election times, eh? Looks like I got plenty of competition. (Seriously, is that Andonuts kid even a sophomore?)

Let's look at it this way. What have them other kids done for this school? I've already set multiple teachers on fire multiple times. This demonstrates that I ain't afraid to fight for my rights to paaaaaarty.
Oh yeah. And speakin' of, the booze-soaked funfest at Eyebrows' place was my idea. (You got my vote, Eyebrows!)
You thought that was fun? Imagine what kinda shit we can pull with authority and a budget.
I'm involved in sports, well-known in the school (I'd damn well better be) and the fact that I regularly cut class means I have even more time to devote to you, the students.
Who wouldn't want to be represented by a talking lizard with an ass on fire and a giant spider for a pet?

Also I won't give you scurvy, the gay, or ocean AIDS.


Basically, a vote for Charmeleon is a vote to not get punched in the kidneys.

Comments

[theblubbening.livejournal.com]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You know what to do.

[fansmack.livejournal.com]

[steel-aura.livejournal.com]

All those things are reasons why someone SHOULDN'T pick you for this position. That's a threat at the very end which shouldn't be being used for fair elections.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You're not a sophomore, so your opinion don't matter.

Private to Char

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

Oh, you want a budget for the next party? Cause that can be arranged, kid.

Re: Private to Char

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hot damn. I knew there was a reason I liked you. I just thought it was your gijinka form

[gotthenack.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'd vote fer ya, if I were a Sophomore! Good luck, mate!

Not like ya'd need it, with a pitch like that...

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't know why anyone wouldn't wanna vote for me.

[pkmntrainer]

.................

..... 'ocean AIDS'?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you ain't never heard of ocean AIDS, kid.

[toyboxarmy.livejournal.com]

You had better be glad I'm not a sophomore, because I would vote against you so hard, you wouldn't know what hit you.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You can vote against me in spirit and I'll punch you in the kidneys not-in-spirit. How's that sound?

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

If I were a sophomore student... well, I'd expect t' get punched in the kidneys then. Or have my hair roasted.

Good luck. You'll need all of it in the world and then some t' win THAT one~

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better, I can hit you anyways.
Never let it be said that Charmeleon discriminates.

[musicalawards.livejournal.com]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You.

Don't think I didn't notice you nominate Freckles.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Well, you got my vote.
...'
Eeeeven though Tet may kill me and/or never let me back in my room.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Can't kill a ghost, can you?

If she kicks you out, no big deal. I'll just boot Genny out and you can live here instead.

[hasmorepokemon.livejournal.com]

Naturally you have my vote! If it weren't for my duties as Gym Leader already I'd totally wipe the floor with the other candidates.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Knew I could count on ya, boss.

[rainbowend.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. That's the catchphrase that'll get the whole school supporting you.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Maybe if the whole "bein' a Pokemon" thing don't work out, I'll go into politics if after I graduate.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Please don't punch me again. I had nothing to do with this.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Just don't campaign TOO hard.

[fansmack.livejournal.com]

HA! Prepare to lose, cretin.