ROW ROW PERPETUATE THE DEMOCRACY

[rivalkidneypunch]

Election times, eh? Looks like I got plenty of competition. (Seriously, is that Andonuts kid even a sophomore?)

Let's look at it this way. What have them other kids done for this school? I've already set multiple teachers on fire multiple times. This demonstrates that I ain't afraid to fight for my rights to paaaaaarty.
Oh yeah. And speakin' of, the booze-soaked funfest at Eyebrows' place was my idea. (You got my vote, Eyebrows!)
You thought that was fun? Imagine what kinda shit we can pull with authority and a budget.
I'm involved in sports, well-known in the school (I'd damn well better be) and the fact that I regularly cut class means I have even more time to devote to you, the students.
Who wouldn't want to be represented by a talking lizard with an ass on fire and a giant spider for a pet?

Also I won't give you scurvy, the gay, or ocean AIDS.


Basically, a vote for Charmeleon is a vote to not get punched in the kidneys.

Comments

[hasmorepokemon.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! You're thinking of space AIDS! That's what you get for messing around in space.

[pkmntrainer]

Yeah! That's it! Wait! How did that even come up!? (We were... eight?)

[hasmorepokemon.livejournal.com]

Well it's not like we knew any better back then, you're thinking too much Red (kinda scary actually, I should probably stay away from you for a bit)

((OOC: iirc I first heard of AIDS around that age and didn't really know what it meant either X^D That's why I find this funny!))