ROW ROW PERPETUATE THE DEMOCRACY

[rivalkidneypunch]

Election times, eh? Looks like I got plenty of competition. (Seriously, is that Andonuts kid even a sophomore?)

Let's look at it this way. What have them other kids done for this school? I've already set multiple teachers on fire multiple times. This demonstrates that I ain't afraid to fight for my rights to paaaaaarty.
Oh yeah. And speakin' of, the booze-soaked funfest at Eyebrows' place was my idea. (You got my vote, Eyebrows!)
You thought that was fun? Imagine what kinda shit we can pull with authority and a budget.
I'm involved in sports, well-known in the school (I'd damn well better be) and the fact that I regularly cut class means I have even more time to devote to you, the students.
Who wouldn't want to be represented by a talking lizard with an ass on fire and a giant spider for a pet?

Also I won't give you scurvy, the gay, or ocean AIDS.


Basically, a vote for Charmeleon is a vote to not get punched in the kidneys.

Comments

[pkmntrainer]

.................

..... 'ocean AIDS'?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you ain't never heard of ocean AIDS, kid.

[pkmntrainer]

It sounds like a held item for water types.
It sounds like something Green made up.

........ uh, no. I don't think I've ever ran into a trainer who talked about their Pokémon having 'ocean AIDS'.

[Private:] How's your tail?

[hasmorepokemon.livejournal.com]

What do you mean I made that up? I'd make up something a lot cooler than just ocean AIDS -- sounds like something Gramps would think up of (if he didn't think of a poem to go along with it).

[pkmntrainer]

I could've sworn you mentioned it when we were little...

[hasmorepokemon.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! You're thinking of space AIDS! That's what you get for messing around in space.

[pkmntrainer]

Yeah! That's it! Wait! How did that even come up!? (We were... eight?)

[hasmorepokemon.livejournal.com]

Well it's not like we knew any better back then, you're thinking too much Red (kinda scary actually, I should probably stay away from you for a bit)

((OOC: iirc I first heard of AIDS around that age and didn't really know what it meant either X^D That's why I find this funny!))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Well... trust me. You don't ever wanna catch no ocean AIDS.

[Private]
...
S'better than it was before you got to it.
Don't like owin' you of all people, though. There anyone you need roughed up a little?

[pkmntrainer]

Uh... okay...

[Private]

Eh... uh, no, you don't have to rough anybody up. If you want to do something... *thinks* ...could you be a little nicer to Iyvsaur? (Well, my Pokémon in general, really, but it seems like you argue with talk to her the most.)

((OOC: Ivysaur would think Charmeleon's been heart-swapped. XD It'd give him reason to talk to her though. Buwa ha ha.))