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rivalkidneypunch) wrote2008-10-08 09:29 am
rivalkidneypunch) wrote2008-10-08 09:29 am
ROW ROW PERPETUATE THE DEMOCRACY
Election times, eh? Looks like I got plenty of competition. (Seriously, is that Andonuts kid even a sophomore?)
Let's look at it this way. What have them other kids done for this school? I've already set multiple teachers on fire multiple times. This demonstrates that I ain't afraid to fight for my rightsto paaaaaarty.
Oh yeah. And speakin' of, the booze-soaked funfest at Eyebrows' place was my idea. (You got my vote, Eyebrows!)
You thought that was fun? Imagine what kinda shit we can pull with authority and a budget.
I'm involved in sports, well-known in the school (I'd damn well better be) and the fact that I regularly cut class means I have even more time to devote to you, the students.
Who wouldn't want to be represented by a talking lizard with an ass on fire and a giant spider for a pet?
Also I won't give you scurvy, the gay, or ocean AIDS.
Basically, a vote for Charmeleon is a vote to not get punched in the kidneys.
Let's look at it this way. What have them other kids done for this school? I've already set multiple teachers on fire multiple times. This demonstrates that I ain't afraid to fight for my rights
Oh yeah. And speakin' of, the booze-soaked funfest at Eyebrows' place was my idea. (You got my vote, Eyebrows!)
You thought that was fun? Imagine what kinda shit we can pull with authority and a budget.
I'm involved in sports, well-known in the school (I'd damn well better be) and the fact that I regularly cut class means I have even more time to devote to you, the students.
Who wouldn't want to be represented by a talking lizard with an ass on fire and a giant spider for a pet?
Also I won't give you scurvy, the gay, or ocean AIDS.
Basically, a vote for Charmeleon is a vote to not get punched in the kidneys.
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Eh... uh, no, you don't have to rough anybody up. If you want to do something... *thinks* ...could you be a little nicer to Iyvsaur? (Well, my Pokémon in general, really, but it seems like you
argue withtalk to her the most.)((OOC: Ivysaur would think Charmeleon's been heart-swapped. XD It'd give him reason to talk to her though. Buwa ha ha.))