ROW ROW PERPETUATE THE DEMOCRACY

[rivalkidneypunch]

Election times, eh? Looks like I got plenty of competition. (Seriously, is that Andonuts kid even a sophomore?)

Let's look at it this way. What have them other kids done for this school? I've already set multiple teachers on fire multiple times. This demonstrates that I ain't afraid to fight for my rights to paaaaaarty.
Oh yeah. And speakin' of, the booze-soaked funfest at Eyebrows' place was my idea. (You got my vote, Eyebrows!)
You thought that was fun? Imagine what kinda shit we can pull with authority and a budget.
I'm involved in sports, well-known in the school (I'd damn well better be) and the fact that I regularly cut class means I have even more time to devote to you, the students.
Who wouldn't want to be represented by a talking lizard with an ass on fire and a giant spider for a pet?

Also I won't give you scurvy, the gay, or ocean AIDS.


Basically, a vote for Charmeleon is a vote to not get punched in the kidneys.

Comments

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Can't kill a ghost, can you?

If she kicks you out, no big deal. I'll just boot Genny out and you can live here instead.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I can be hit, I guess i can die...
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I dunno. Honestly, I'm not sure if I'm alive in the first place so ffff that's confusing whatever.

Works for me.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I'm gonna lean towards you bein' alive. I'd like to think I ain't that particular brand of kinky.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

I figured you'd rather go with that assumption.
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Not THAT brand of Kinky? Now you've gone and made me curious.