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[rivalkidneypunch]

( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )

[So Char is obviously pretty busy today, but did you know he was busy the previous night, too? Because as it turns out, grad happens to fall on the same day as a certain Biomechanical Engineering teacher's birthday. She is thirty-six years old today. You know what that means. It is also worth noting that Char still has that set of teacher keys he stole during the zombie panic during that one Halloween.

Therefore, dearest Samus, when you open your classroom door this morning, you may be delighted to note that someone has filled the room with balloons. Happy birthday.]

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[A note slipped under Blacky's door, obviously unhackable]
I know it's been a long time, but you haven't forgotten about me, have you, Vap? I shouldn't have made you wait for so long, but I want you to know I'm okay. I'm alive. I'm happy.

You try to stay happy too, okay?

-Kerosene
[/note]

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Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.

There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.

As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.

Comments

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I do congratulate you on your diploma though.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

But only after you're done callin' me stupid. C'mon, I got common sense out the hoo-ha, buddy.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I have yet to see any major examples.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You have yet to see me doin' much of anything, don't you? Last time we were even face-to-face was when you and your asspat crew first butted in on my turf.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

This is true. Perhaps our teams should do something together...?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I'm thinkin' something along the lines of beatin' the shit out of each other.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Typical.

I would like to see us get along, even for a little while.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Not an option. I still got a score to settle with you lot, and I ain't nowhere near forgivin' you until then.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Not even to "party" for a bit?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

If you gotta put party in quotes, you don't even know how to party.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

You are correct.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

And I'm willin' to bet the rest of your goody-two-shoes team's more of the same. I'm pretty sure a Red Team party's just gonna be, like... stayin' up past ten for a rousin' game of Hungry Hungry Hippowdowns or some shit.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Or a D&D campaign.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You know you're really not helpin' yourself out, here.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I do not see what's so wrong about our activities. We enjoy them.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure they're a real good time. If you're a pathetic virgin.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

What does being chaste have to do with anything?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You really need me spellin' it out for you, Master Po? Your lot really are a bunch of snow-white boyscouts, huh?

Look, just focus on the "pathetic" part of that. The point still stands.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I still don't see what's so bad or how we're pathetic.

threadjack ahoy!

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

[After reading through Char rants and quietly fuming, Neph sees this, and is curious.]

Um, pardon me, but what's "Dee and Dee"?

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Dungeon and Dragons. It's a roleplaying game.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

For nerds.

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

what's a roleplay game? A nerd?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Remember when you were like four years old and used to play make-believe? People who play roleplayin' games never quite grew up outta that. That's what makes 'em nerds.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

It's good exercise for the imagination.