[[char wins a fight what. TOO BAD IT'S OFFSCREEN OLOL]]

[rivalkidneypunch]

Not so tough without your guns to hide behind, are you, blondie?
I almost feel bad for beatin' up a helpless little faggot. Oh, no, wait. That's a lie.
Well, don't worry, I'll be sure to tell Biomech what a brave (limpwristed) fight you put up, even if you weren't defendin' her honor this time around.

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Things I like about Casper:

• She's freakin' hot. Look at her.
• She's a real barrel of monkeys to be around. It's amazin' how rare it is to find somebody who shares my idea of fun.
• She can really dance. I'm kinda glad we both dared each other to go to that lameass Prinplup's dance class.
• We really do click. I don't really play nice with others, so it's nice to have somebody I don't gotta be watchin' my back around.
• She puts up with my shit and I ain't got a goddamn clue why

Ways to tell Casper that without sounding like a retard:

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Other stuff I gotta do:

• Rasputin brought in another dead cat. (Where does he get these?) Go bury it or
• Actually I'm gonna put it in General Guy's gay tank
• goddamn I am awesome

 

Comments

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

I smell lies upon you. >>;

Hmmph...I'm not that stupid. And I'm only saying this because I've only got half of an idea on who you did what you did to him.

I'm Smeargle, the artist pokemon... idiot.

((Strikes = Deleted, cause we all know Smee's not THAT horrible..yet ))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Seems to me you'd hafta be pretty stupid to only have half an idea.
Lemme give you a hint: it starts with "I," ends with "kicked his ass," and rhymes with "I kicked his pasty faggot ass, retard."

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

What. Hey hey hey, for the love of Arceus, what I meant was that I didn't know if my idea was true or not, goodness!

But that's not the point, you.. You didn't!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Boy, you're really not followin', are you?

I kicked his ass. I hit him until he squealed and then some.
Spoilers: I BEAT HIM UP.

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

Physical violence..Am I really going this low?

.....
Fuck it.

Charmeleon, you know what. You've made me a very unhappy beagle. I'd watch my back if I were a smart lizard.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, you ain't a smart anythin'.

Seriously, have you been payin' any attention? All I ever do is beat up people. You pick a fight with me, you'll be in deep shit.

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ to that!

*snorts* I have, you know what, I don't give a crap at all, you harm ANY of my friends, and I will deal harm to you. Even if I'm not...too strong..

((Deleted strikeouts, olol. ))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

No, Smeargle. No, you won't.

I'm a gym leader's Pokemon. I've fought my way to the top of the Indigo League. I've survived the wild an' clawed my way out of it. What have you done that's so special?

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

I don't really care what you've done.

I've lived in the wild all my life, sure we haven't had a lick of trainers...

But that day...That...a cursed day that's changed my life has changed my view upon life, that my family wasn't going to protect me anymore. Sure, he's never told me how far he's gotten when he was a caught Pokemon, but you know what..his strength, his training, and his use of flame wheel are mine...

I didn't just go to Johto about a few weeks ago to just dick off, okay? I was training my tail off with my uncles and my father!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...Dude, I don't even know what you're talkin' about anymore. Who never what now?

Y'know what, screw it. This is me givin' you fair warnin'. If you try to pick a fight with me, I will defend myself and you will get mashed into a pulp.

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

Whatever dude, you don't know at all what I've been through, and I don't care if you never do.

Fair warning accepted, though I really doubt I'd get mashed to a pulp by you.

Might be the other way around, buddy boy. Teehee~

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

No. It really won't.

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

You never know....

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yes I do.

If you try to start shit with me I will destroy you. This is not rocket science.

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

((Lolol icon is ttly mocking. ))

Nope, cause you probably can't even understand rocket science ahaha.

Really, I doubt it. I really doubt that you'd destroy me....