[[char wins a fight what. TOO BAD IT'S OFFSCREEN OLOL]]

[rivalkidneypunch]

Not so tough without your guns to hide behind, are you, blondie?
I almost feel bad for beatin' up a helpless little faggot. Oh, no, wait. That's a lie.
Well, don't worry, I'll be sure to tell Biomech what a brave (limpwristed) fight you put up, even if you weren't defendin' her honor this time around.

--

Things I like about Casper:

• She's freakin' hot. Look at her.
• She's a real barrel of monkeys to be around. It's amazin' how rare it is to find somebody who shares my idea of fun.
• She can really dance. I'm kinda glad we both dared each other to go to that lameass Prinplup's dance class.
• We really do click. I don't really play nice with others, so it's nice to have somebody I don't gotta be watchin' my back around.
• She puts up with my shit and I ain't got a goddamn clue why

Ways to tell Casper that without sounding like a retard:

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Other stuff I gotta do:

• Rasputin brought in another dead cat. (Where does he get these?) Go bury it or
• Actually I'm gonna put it in General Guy's gay tank
• goddamn I am awesome

 

Comments

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Y'know, dude, one of these days you'll beat up someone neither of us like.

Like that roomie. Why haven't you kicked his ass five times to tuesday already?

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Sod off.

Don't expect to find me unprepared again.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Start dislikin' more people, I guess. If I keep beatin' on people, I'm bound to stumble onto one we both hate eventually.

I can't get into his tank I figured I may as well play nice since we're stuck livin' together. It's nice havin' a roomie who sticks around for more than a week goddammit why can't he take a hint and drop out already.

[raced_god]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't get your knickers in a twist there, kid.
I settled our score, I'm finished with the likes of you.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Boys will be boys.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

He screams just like a girl, Biomech.

You must be so proud.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

What..what did you do Charmeleon?

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

We'll see.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. You misunderstand. I didn't mean proud of me.
I'm flattered, nonetheless.

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I guess good job, punk.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I engaged him in a debate regarding the upcoming election.

Why, what did you think I did?

...And who the hell are you, anyway?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oho... you're threatenin' me again. You gonna hunt me down now, Freckles?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Pffft. Fist-to-fist, he was no challenge. I coulda taken him with my eyes closed.

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

S'good. Preps ya for tougher opponents like me...

>:)

((Strikes are thoughts))

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

But of course.

[[CIGARETTE MAN IS COMING FOR YOU CHAR]]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You're gonna wind up regrettin' it, y'know.

[[OH GOD JEFF Y SO MANLY]]

[painting-beagle.livejournal.com]

I smell lies upon you. >>;

Hmmph...I'm not that stupid. And I'm only saying this because I've only got half of an idea on who you did what you did to him.

I'm Smeargle, the artist pokemon... idiot.

((Strikes = Deleted, cause we all know Smee's not THAT horrible..yet ))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I don't need no stinkin' prep. Ain't nobody here I can't beat up.

[raced_god]

So next time you randomly attack a student outside of a regulation match, I maybe wouldn't advertise it on my journal for everyone to see.

I'll just go ahead and write up a detention slip.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Last time I went to detention, the teacher made us beat each other up.

You'll forgive me if the threat of detention fails to dismay me.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Seems to me you'd hafta be pretty stupid to only have half an idea.
Lemme give you a hint: it starts with "I," ends with "kicked his ass," and rhymes with "I kicked his pasty faggot ass, retard."

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Man, you can't fool anyone, can ya?

Rasputin's already taken over the other bed, could always let him grab that tank, too...
or toss it out the window.
or jam the lock so he can't get in?
At least aybe he'll ask to move. If not, hell, it'd be fun.