[[char wins a fight what. TOO BAD IT'S OFFSCREEN OLOL]]

[rivalkidneypunch]

Not so tough without your guns to hide behind, are you, blondie?
I almost feel bad for beatin' up a helpless little faggot. Oh, no, wait. That's a lie.
Well, don't worry, I'll be sure to tell Biomech what a brave (limpwristed) fight you put up, even if you weren't defendin' her honor this time around.

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Things I like about Casper:

• She's freakin' hot. Look at her.
• She's a real barrel of monkeys to be around. It's amazin' how rare it is to find somebody who shares my idea of fun.
• She can really dance. I'm kinda glad we both dared each other to go to that lameass Prinplup's dance class.
• We really do click. I don't really play nice with others, so it's nice to have somebody I don't gotta be watchin' my back around.
• She puts up with my shit and I ain't got a goddamn clue why

Ways to tell Casper that without sounding like a retard:

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Other stuff I gotta do:

• Rasputin brought in another dead cat. (Where does he get these?) Go bury it or
• Actually I'm gonna put it in General Guy's gay tank
• goddamn I am awesome

 

Comments

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Man, you can't fool anyone, can ya?

Rasputin's already taken over the other bed, could always let him grab that tank, too...
or toss it out the window.
or jam the lock so he can't get in?
At least aybe he'll ask to move. If not, hell, it'd be fun.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...God, you're great, Casper.

I've already tried the window twice, and that thing ain't fittin'. S'just as well. I'd feel pretty bad if it did any damage to Rasputin's tree.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Don't I just know it?

Ah, yeah, 's a good point... don't wanna fuck that up... (but damn they need to give us bigger windows my room is so freaking stuffy)

I'm sure there's a bunch of stuff you could pull for when he opens the lid... I dunno.
If nothin' else, could always let me hide in it and scare 'im(Hey, we never got to do it with the dorm~)
Ten bucks he screams like a girl.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Can't you just go straight through the walls, Casper?
Yeah, I dunno what I'll do when Rasputin gets too big for the window. Knock out a chunk of the wall, I guess.

Hell, maybe I'll just wait 'til he's sleepin' one of these days and wheel that thing into the pool or some shit.

Ten bucks...? You're on, Casper.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

yeah,... 's more my roomie's bitchin' that's drivin' me up the wall. She ain't even gettin' me booze like she was s'posed to, either. What good are pirates if they can't even bring ya some damn rum, right?

Hehehe.
This should be fun~

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Damn, that is pretty cold. What kinda roomie holds out on you?
Maybe she was just makin' the pirate shit up. Y'know, so she didn't feel inadequate about roomin' with a ghost.

Oh, you're tellin' me.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Well, it is pretty hard to live up to someone as awesome as I am~
But I dunno, she seems to know her shit.

When should we do this?
Y'know, so I don't show up in yer dorm one night unexpected.
Not that I think you'd mind if I did~

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Who could really blame her for cavin' under the pressure?
Whatever. In my eyes, she ain't a pirate 'til she coughs up the grog or whatever.

When he least expects it, of course.
And... nah, I really wouldn't. Feel free burst out of a wall whenever the whim strikes.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

I'll have ta get her on that, then.

Oh, of course.
You sure that's an invitation you wanna be makin', Hon?
Who knows what awkward timing I might have, hm?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

The hell would I be doin' with Rasputin and that twerp in the same room as me?

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

I probably shoulda thought of that before asking such a lametarded question, huh?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe a little.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Quiet, you, I don't see any great gems of wit comin' from you.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

At least I have an excuse. I'm dumb as trucks a brick.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Ah, man, an' here I am, dumb enough to like ya.
What's that make me, then, huh?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Generous as hell, I s'pose.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Only to a select few, honey.

Your dumb ass just happens to be one of 'em.