[[char wins a fight what. TOO BAD IT'S OFFSCREEN OLOL]]

[rivalkidneypunch]

Not so tough without your guns to hide behind, are you, blondie?
I almost feel bad for beatin' up a helpless little faggot. Oh, no, wait. That's a lie.
Well, don't worry, I'll be sure to tell Biomech what a brave (limpwristed) fight you put up, even if you weren't defendin' her honor this time around.

--

Things I like about Casper:

• She's freakin' hot. Look at her.
• She's a real barrel of monkeys to be around. It's amazin' how rare it is to find somebody who shares my idea of fun.
• She can really dance. I'm kinda glad we both dared each other to go to that lameass Prinplup's dance class.
• We really do click. I don't really play nice with others, so it's nice to have somebody I don't gotta be watchin' my back around.
• She puts up with my shit and I ain't got a goddamn clue why

Ways to tell Casper that without sounding like a retard:

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Other stuff I gotta do:

• Rasputin brought in another dead cat. (Where does he get these?) Go bury it or
• Actually I'm gonna put it in General Guy's gay tank
• goddamn I am awesome

 

Comments

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...I'm more about brawn than brains, Biomech. Not all reptiles are dazzlingly clever banter factories.
Actions speak louder'n words and all that shit.

what.
Freckle-riddled faggy twats really ain't my thing, Biomech. Or boys at all, for that matter.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Could have fooled me, what with how much you love bragging about beating them up.

Or is that what you kids are calling it these days?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't discriminate when it comes to beatin's. I believe in equal opportunity violence.

Though as a student I can't help but wonder about your sudden interest in my orientation, Biomech. Just what do you teach in that class of yours?

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'd know if you'd pay attention.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, trust me, I'm payin' attention.

Just not to the parts of you that are talkin'.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[[and a resounding facepalm is heard clear across campus.]]