[[char wins a fight what. TOO BAD IT'S OFFSCREEN OLOL]]

[rivalkidneypunch]

Not so tough without your guns to hide behind, are you, blondie?
I almost feel bad for beatin' up a helpless little faggot. Oh, no, wait. That's a lie.
Well, don't worry, I'll be sure to tell Biomech what a brave (limpwristed) fight you put up, even if you weren't defendin' her honor this time around.

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Things I like about Casper:

• She's freakin' hot. Look at her.
• She's a real barrel of monkeys to be around. It's amazin' how rare it is to find somebody who shares my idea of fun.
• She can really dance. I'm kinda glad we both dared each other to go to that lameass Prinplup's dance class.
• We really do click. I don't really play nice with others, so it's nice to have somebody I don't gotta be watchin' my back around.
• She puts up with my shit and I ain't got a goddamn clue why

Ways to tell Casper that without sounding like a retard:

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Other stuff I gotta do:

• Rasputin brought in another dead cat. (Where does he get these?) Go bury it or
• Actually I'm gonna put it in General Guy's gay tank
• goddamn I am awesome

 

Comments

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Well, if he has as many degrees and certificates as I do...

Old enough to have seen many a Charmander turned down at Oak's laboratory. I always wondered why that was.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I call bullshit. If you were actually qualified to do that crap, no way you'd settle for teachin' a bunch of brats.

Obviously that would be because some people are retards with no taste.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Oh? I happen to enjoy this school. Besides, everything you hear as a psychologist is legally "confidential" and I wouldn't be allowed to use it as inspiration for stage plays. Your low-security personal entries, however~ ♥

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's a two-way street, y'know.
I can write plays and shit, too.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Is that so? I'd love to see one sometime.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Now yer just tryin' to stroke my ego.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Am I not allowed to be genuinely interested?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You ain't done nothin' but mock me, teach. I doubt you're suddenly interested in anything I'd be creatin'.