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[rivalkidneypunch]

I don't care if he ain't half-bird, Rasputin is the best spider ever. He does this thing sometimes where he'll go out huntin', right? And if he manages to snare a lot of prey, he'll bring home a present for me. Ain't that just the sweetest? 'Course, I ain't exactly dyin' to eat no deceased forest critters, and the smell's a little bit ehhh... but those little gifts of his are still good for somethin'.

Speakin' of which... how's that tank of yours smellin', Genny? You sleep alright last night?


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"If you ever seek to better yourself, I am always willing to spar." S'what you said to me, right? Look... my trainer pointed out to me that the way I'm handlin' my fights ain't workin'. Got the broken tail to prove he's right, too.

I know you don't like me, and I ain't exactly fond of you, but... you were sayin' somethin' about discipline, and that's what I gotta learn. So... got any advice for me?

Can't believe I'm doin' this.

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MY TAIL.

MY FREAKIN' TAIL.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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Enemies
- Charitard. Haven't won against her.
- Blastoise. Haven't won against him.
- Purple's Asian buddy. Haven't won against him.
- Largo. Lance. Lumbargo. Shit. That one guy who ain't Mario. Haven't won against him because I ain't fought him yet.
- Ivy
- Red. Corner him without his Pokemon and he's mine, but that's easier said than done.
- Squirtle. Where the hell is that punk?
- General Guy. Hahahahaha.
- That one fag with the glasses. Beat him.
- Dimentio. Beat him. Might wanna watch my back now that he can blow shit up.
- Probably everyone that got pissed at me for callin' Purple fat.
- This includes Falcon.
- Also that one guy with the nose... Olimar?
- That other dude that looks kinda like him as well. Ain't got a clue what his name is.
- Hell, Biomech probably belongs on this list.
- Whoever's seein' her would probably kick my shit if we ever met.
- That History guy must hate me, considerin' I've roasted him twice.
- And Surge. What's up with givin' me an F on an assignment I ain't even handed in, yet? Fuck him. I've already got three pages written on Cubone and Marowak clubs. Asshole.
- Willin' to bet the art teacher hates my guts for roughin' up her underage boytoy, too.
- Oh yeah. I set Geno on fire.
- Arcanine, I guess. Ain't really messed with him since I got here, but haven't won against him.
- I think I'm probably forgettin' a few people.

Friends
- Green.
- Bulba. Hope he's doin' okay on his own.
- Casper.
- Ivy
- Eyebrows? He ain't a had guy. I'd have his back in a fight.

Seems a bit unbalanced, eh?

Comments

[Okay making this private because ffff embarrassing]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

And... uh. I dunno how Charitard learned to swim, but... I saw her buyin' that surfboard in Kanto and

Uh. Look. You... think you could teach me how to swim sometime?

((Secretly... yes. He does. :V))

Re: [Okay making this private because ffff embarrassing]

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

Hmm I heard of that...huh. At least it's only her human form or something. When I saw her around the pool... well, she sucks at it. Honestly. Also she'd be a annoyin' thing to fight if she knew how to do that in her normal form *snort*

Well, I guess I can. But what'd ya do with that tail of yours? just lift it up away from the water or somethin'?

((Sneaky thar hurrrr))

[[Strikes are deleted olol]]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I ain't got no clue how she deals with the tail. You're the one who taught her WHO ELSE COULD HAVE SQUIRTLE IS NOT HERE saw her, you tell me.

[[STRIKES ARE DELETED HERE TOO PFFF]]

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

Why the heck is he looking at me like that. I wonder...

She just had no tail. I didn't ask about it.

Maybe do you should ask her. *snort*

Re: [[STRIKES ARE DELETED HERE TOO PFFF]]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I got nothin' to say to her. You know we ain't s'posed to be fraternizin' with Red's Pokemon.

Re: [[STRIKES ARE DELETED HERE TOO PFFF]]

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

*shrug* I know that.

Re: [[STRIKES ARE DELETED HERE TOO PFFF]]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Make sure you don't forget it.

I'll figure somethin' out on my own, then. Forget I ever asked.

Re: [[STRIKES ARE DELETED HERE TOO PFFF]]

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure, punk. You watch out for yourself *snort*

((Ooh what a rebel.))