[[char wins a fight what. TOO BAD IT'S OFFSCREEN OLOL]]

[rivalkidneypunch]

Not so tough without your guns to hide behind, are you, blondie?
I almost feel bad for beatin' up a helpless little faggot. Oh, no, wait. That's a lie.
Well, don't worry, I'll be sure to tell Biomech what a brave (limpwristed) fight you put up, even if you weren't defendin' her honor this time around.

--

Things I like about Casper:

• She's freakin' hot. Look at her.
• She's a real barrel of monkeys to be around. It's amazin' how rare it is to find somebody who shares my idea of fun.
• She can really dance. I'm kinda glad we both dared each other to go to that lameass Prinplup's dance class.
• We really do click. I don't really play nice with others, so it's nice to have somebody I don't gotta be watchin' my back around.
• She puts up with my shit and I ain't got a goddamn clue why

Ways to tell Casper that without sounding like a retard:

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Other stuff I gotta do:

• Rasputin brought in another dead cat. (Where does he get these?) Go bury it or
• Actually I'm gonna put it in General Guy's gay tank
• goddamn I am awesome

 

Comments

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

I do believe you lost all your street cred with those lyrics, kiddo.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You set yourself up for that. Don't take it out on me.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Are you certain it wasn't you being set up?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Is pretendin' to be an endless springs of wisdom and wit a requirement to teach here or somethin'?

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Who's pretending?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Look, darlin'. You ain't deep and mysterious. You're a highschool teacher, not a psychoanalyst, and I do not walk any lonely roads, metaphorical or not.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

...I've studied psychology longer than you've even lived. I'd like to believe I could pass for a psychoanalyst a lot easier than you can pass for intelligent clever.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's like sayin' Falcon's qualified to be a nuclear physicist, since he's studied phsyics an' all.

Just how ancient are you, anyhow?

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Well, if he has as many degrees and certificates as I do...

Old enough to have seen many a Charmander turned down at Oak's laboratory. I always wondered why that was.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I call bullshit. If you were actually qualified to do that crap, no way you'd settle for teachin' a bunch of brats.

Obviously that would be because some people are retards with no taste.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Oh? I happen to enjoy this school. Besides, everything you hear as a psychologist is legally "confidential" and I wouldn't be allowed to use it as inspiration for stage plays. Your low-security personal entries, however~ ♥

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's a two-way street, y'know.
I can write plays and shit, too.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Is that so? I'd love to see one sometime.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Now yer just tryin' to stroke my ego.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Am I not allowed to be genuinely interested?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You ain't done nothin' but mock me, teach. I doubt you're suddenly interested in anything I'd be creatin'.